Diagnosis:
You're Boring
Let’s call it what it is.
You don’t need a rebrand.
You need someone to point out what’s actually off—and how to fix it before you waste another six months treading water.
Brand CPR is your clarity intervention: one sharp session, no hand-holding, just the kind of roadmap that makes your brand impossible to ignore.
RUTHLESS BRAND AUDIT
The unapologetic truth about what’s working and what’s weighing you down.
1:1 BRAND INTERVENTION
Not another pep talk. This is where your brand gets read—and rewritten—like it belongs on the cover.
TAILORED ACTION PLAN
Steps so sharp and enviable they feel less like strategy and more like insider access.
The Treatment Plan
HEADS UP: THIS IS NOT A GROUP HUG.
Warning: this might sting a little.
Not Another Clarity Call.
An Iconic Intervention.
Before the call:
During the call: (60-90 mins)
After the call:
• I audit your brand presence, positioning, and visuals.
• I review what you’ve built, where it’s breaking, and what’s been falling short.
• We get real about what’s working, what’s not, and what’s missing.
• We dissect your message, your market, and the subconscious signals your brand is sending.
• You get your Brand CPR Report: a no‑BS clarity doc with strategic recommendations, tone notes, and alignment fixes.
• No more “tweaks.” Just direction.
For You If...
- Your brand looks polished but leaves no impression.
- You’ve evolved, but your visuals didn’t get the memo.
- Your messaging is either too vague or too generic.
- You’re stuck between “this isn’t me anymore” and “I don’t know what is.”
- You need someone to say what you won't - and fix it.
Your Move.
STOP BLENDING IN.
Start Setting The Standard.
I wasn’t sure what to expect, but the audit revealed things I couldn’t see from inside the brand. It gave us clarity on our strengths, showed exactly where to sharpen, and left us with a clear plan to stay competitive and connected with our audience.
- TOM, OWNER, CRES REAL ESTATE
I've never had content this great before French 75. My social media is totally exploding with engagement.
— Jennifer, co-Founder, Tonic site shop
